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Recent Movie Reviews

60 Movie Reviews

TOOK MAH HAT!

Classic. The bear stealing the hat just made it.

What a horribly wonderful pos...

I hope you get turd of the week, this was awesome. ;p

Pyr0Assassin responds:

thanks... i think

hehe, don't forget your towel...

to wipe his ass off the street, cars, and that girls face! Very amusing, would make a good commercial for above the influence or some other anti smoking campaign. The music that goes with this is classic.

Recent Game Reviews

17 Game Reviews

It's not the most amazing "game" ever but I really liked the story concept, art style and the music was just amazing. If the point was to make the player feel something you certainly accomplished that. :)
Certainly not something that should end up in the garbage. If there's to be a sequel please let me know.

Only one thing missing....

Turbo boost! Hehe, need I say the source? Nice work, love the artwork, it's generically awesome, the music is very fitting, blah blah blah :-* ( x ). What's up with the douchemedia sponsor stuff...second one I've seen with that crap...a newgrounds thing?

Kembry responds:

9 it is cool, thanks man and abaout sponsos no it is mochiads. You can check them in mochiads.com.

Not too bad....I've seen worse

In general it's pretty lame....just a boring skiing game like many for old school nintendo or sega genesis. However, I'll give you credit for it working well. All the controls work, the flags register, etc. What you lack in artistic value you make up for in decent coding. I didn't see the glitches the other guy's talking about, assumed the gates by the trees were to add challenge. I really hope this is just a test for something possibly much better in the future. If you're not good at the artwork then maybe hook up with someone who's better at the art then you do the coding. The really big downer for me is the thing at the end to sign up for some bullshit I'm not even remotely interested in. Happy creating.

Recent Audio Reviews

119 Audio Reviews

They hate me cuz they ain't me! DROP THAT SHIT BITCH! Hits harder than my queerosexual slave boi on steroids. I like what you did here. Fuck those pretentious assholes. Shit like this is what newgrounds was founded on. You get down bro? I can get some natty ice. ;p

I can't help but ask what you use to make your stuff. I sounds amazing.

Hyperion666 responds:

Fl 10

The Storm he brings is quite Heroic indeed.

etK responds:

Thanks a lot :D

Smokin' Krak is no good for you, you should smoke monkeys! Maybe, Witta you gran'ma on a da porch in a city where dare is a zoo dat has'a dee monkeys. An'a checka me out ina da audio portal. Dank you my monkey fuhkers.

Christopher Moore @Pissomatik

Age 43, Male

I need TR33-5ITTY!

DeVrizzle

Yo Granny Foo!

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